‘Tis the time around Christmas and throughout the White House,
No one is stirring, not the Prez, kids or spouse.
They are hiding away, and trembling with fear,
As the GOP Senate prepares for a new year.
It’s going to be unrelenting bad news,
Mitch McConnell, of course, but also Ted Cruz.
Not only that, but even insaner,
Will be the House hard-liners running over John Boehner.
But now on the north lawn there arises a clatter,
Still another fence-jumper, but only much fatter.
This one wears red, has a beard, doesn’t jog,