10/28/12 - 6:48am
Superman trotted around shyly underneath his red cape.
Behind him strode Superwoman in her red, white and blue tutu. A pink leash rose up from her neck to a child’s hand.
Across the circle was the Grim Reaper with his tinfoil scythe, burning red eyes and bashful Collie draped in a bloody shawl.
A bumble bee the size of a Bulldog trotted behind a pink unicorn.
The Scooby-Doo theme song stopped.
The contestants — dogs and people — stopped.