03/22/14 - 1:31pm
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who loves spinach dip the most of all? Me.
Do you ever make excuses for not going after the things you love in life?
See what I did there. I tried to make witty banter, then pummeled right into the serious stuff. It makes me feel like I’m too emotional to ever go to jail, because it wouldn’t be a successful experience. “Haha, I understand Betty, it’s hard to slow down when driving fast makes you feel like Buzz Lightyear! Also, do you believe in miracles?”