04/11/13 - 3:04pm
If I ever fall overboard while fishing in the ocean, I hope to be wearing camo.
That way, I’ll stand a good chance of not being found, which is how I want to go.
I want to become a legend, like D.B. Cooper, but without the FBI. I want people to wonder if I’m still alive. If anyone misses me, I want them to hold out hope that I somehow made it to some remote South Pacific island, and that I’m basking in the sun, wondering who I am and how I got there.