01/20/12 - 9:52am
News report: Today the firm of God and (fill in your last name), Restorers Extraordinaire, went to work. It was on a magnificent project destined to become a classic. It was a human being, model 1964, convertible, made originally in the image of God but weathered through the years. The model had clearly spent too many winters in the snow and not enough in the heated garage. Rust showed in various places and there was a loud rattle coming from several areas of the frame. The head lamps were dull and the top was missing a lot of fabric, especially in the front.