It is what it is: In defense of hot dogs

What do you want for dinner?

It’s a simple question, but it seems to have become the hardest one to answer in our household. Apparently, franks and beans is not a legitimate answer.

We’ve always counted as a blessing the fact that our kids are adventurous eaters. Sure, it usually means a bigger dinner bill when we go out to eat, but we’ve also never been somewhere that they can’t find something on the menu that they’d like to try.

We also like trying new recipes at home, and as the kids are now providing input with meal planning, I think that’s where we’re running into challenges. There’s so many great flavors to try, it’s hard to narrow it down on any given night.

Of course, we have some standbys — bacon-wrapped anything, for example. This week, it was bacon-wrapped steak, but bacon-wrapped shrimp are good, too. And we’ve been adding a gourmet touch to our burgers, which generally means bacon, along with some other toppings.

Even our mac ‘n’ cheese has taken a gourmet turn; just a couple weeks ago we made a version with fancy bowtie pasta and gruyere, gouda and fontina cheeses.

I think we’re putting too much pressure on ourselves to come up with fancy dinners. Don’t get me wrong, I love the days when we can spend a couple of hours preparing dinner, and it’s a great family experience when the kids can help. My son, with a year of high school foods class now under his belt, even sometimes directs the preparations (or at least criticizes when someone uses a cooking utensil for something other than its intended purpose).

But our lives are hectic, and there are plenty of days — most of them, in fact — when an elaborate meal just won’t fit in the schedule. I like to think that those are perfect nights for franks and beans, but whenever I make that suggestion, I always get shot down. Seriously, who doesn’t love franks and beans? I guess the perception is that they’re just not fancy enough for our sophisticated palates.

I, however, would like to make new pitch for franks and beans. It is entirely possible to put a gourmet spin on them, even if you’re just using plain old hot dogs and canned baked beans. In fact, a can of beans is the first thing I learned how to doctor, adding a little extra brown sugar, mustard, ketchup, barbecue or Worcestershire sauce, some onions — really, anything you can find in the fridge to kick things up a notch.

As for the hot dogs, if you don’t want to settle for the plain old Oscar Mayer wiener, there’s all kinds of fancier versions of “meat in tubular form,” and even some that are meat-free. Some would argue that plain old hot dogs are largely meat-free themselves, but I think they’re missing the point.

In any case, you can also dress up a hot dog with a wide array of condiments — there’s no rule that you have to stick with yellow mustard and pickle relish. Peppers, onions, sauer kraut, some of those doctored baked beans — all good on a hot dog.

Heck, you could even wrap it in bacon.

Reach Clarion editor Will Morrow at will.morrow@peninsulaclarion.com.

More in Life

Jake Dye/Peninsula Clarion
Chloe Jacko, Ada Bon and Emerson Kapp rehearse “Clue” at Soldotna High School in Soldotna, Alaska, on Thursday, April 18, 2024.
Whodunit? ‘Clue’ to keep audiences guessing

Soldotna High School drama department puts on show with multiple endings and divergent casts

Leora McCaughey, Maggie Grenier and Oshie Broussard rehearse “Mamma Mia” at Nikiski Middle/High School in Nikiski, Alaska, on Tuesday, April 16, 2024. (Jake Dye/Peninsula Clarion)
Singing, dancing and a lot of ABBA

Nikiski Theater puts on jukebox musical ‘Mamma Mia!’

This berry cream cheese babka can be made with any berries you have in your freezer. (Photo by Tressa Dale/Peninsula Clarion)
A tasty project to fill the quiet hours

This berry cream cheese babka can be made with any berries you have in your freezer

File
Minister’s Message: How to grow old and not waste your life

At its core, the Bible speaks a great deal about the time allotted for one’s life

Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura and Stephen McKinley Henderson appear in “Civil War.” (Promotional photo courtesy A24)
Review: An unexpected battle for empathy in ‘Civil War’

Garland’s new film comments on political and personal divisions through a unique lens of conflict on American soil

What are almost certainly members of the Grönroos family pose in front of their Anchor Point home in this undated photograph courtesy of William Wade Carroll. The cabin was built in about 1903-04 just north of the mouth of the Anchor River.
Fresh Start: The Grönroos Family Story— Part 2

The five-member Grönroos family immigrated from Finland to Alaska in 1903 and 1904

Aurora Bukac is Alice in a rehearsal of Seward High School Theatre Collective’s production of “Alice in Wonderland” at Seward High School in Seward, Alaska, on Thursday, April 11, 2024. (Jake Dye/Peninsula Clarion)
Seward in ‘Wonderland’

Seward High School Theatre Collective celebrates resurgence of theater on Eastern Kenai Peninsula

These poppy seed muffins are enhanced with the flavor of almonds. (Photo by Tressa Dale/Peninsula Clarion)
The smell of almonds and early mornings

These almond poppy seed muffins are quick and easy to make and great for early mornings

Nick Varney
Unhinged Alaska: Sometimes they come back

This following historical incident resurfaced during dinner last week when we were matching, “Hey, do you remember when…?” gotchas

Most Read