I'm over the hill and coasting to a stop.
My u-joints a mess and my pistons ker-plop.
My transmission needs an overhaul, my spark plug misfires,
I certainly need balancing in both my rear tires.
A lube jobs in order, my timing belt broke,
My steering wheels loose and I can't use the choke.
My headlights are dim, my speakers don't work.
My fuses keep blowing and I start with a jerk.
But as long as I'm coasting, I should be fine,
At least until I reach the end of the line.
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