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Poet's Corner

Way to go

Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2008

I'm over the hill and coasting to a stop.

My u-joints a mess and my pistons ker-plop.

My transmission needs an overhaul, my spark plug misfires,

I certainly need balancing in both my rear tires.

A lube jobs in order, my timing belt broke,

My steering wheels loose and I can't use the choke.

My headlights are dim, my speakers don't work.

My fuses keep blowing and I start with a jerk.

But as long as I'm coasting, I should be fine,

At least until I reach the end of the line.

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