Poet’s Corner

“A big fat bug”

Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2007

Once there was a bug,

a big fat bug.

Once there was a bug,

a big fat bug that found a slug.

That slug asked, “Can I have a hug?”

That bug said, “You’re a slug.

“You’re slimy and sluggish

“and not very buggish

“and you turn plants into rubbish!

“You’re a pest!

“You’re not the best,

“you ugly grey piece of hay!

“I’m not boasting

“but you’re just gross-ting me out

“just thinking of you blinking!

“I’m starting to think

“that when you blink,

“it starts to stink

“like a hockey rink!”

“Good bye!” said the bug.

“I see a nice pug to hug,

“and by the way, no,

“I won’t give you a hug

“you putrid thug!”

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