'Dude' fishers won't work; try 'dude' lawmakers

Posted: Monday, April 12, 2004

"Dude" legislators would add a new brand of legislation. Maybe we should try licensing tourists to enact legislation.

For that matter, why not make it easier to get another "dude" governor? We could offer "dude Senatorial nepotism," too.

Think of the money we could charge. Though, the uncertainty would probably scare some lobbyists.

Paul Zimmerman

Kasilof



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