SEATTLE Got the blue-state blues? Rudi Kischer feels your pain.
Top 10 reasons
to move to Canada
By The Associated Press
1. Canada has universal public healthcare.
2. Canada has no troops in Iraq.
3. Canada signed the Kyoto Protocol environmental treaty.
4. More than half of Canada's provinces allow same-sex marriage.
5. The Canadian Senate recommends legalizing marijuana.
6. Canada has no law restricting abortion.
7. Canada has strict gun laws and relatively little violence.
8. The United Nations has ranked Canada the best country to live in for eight consecutive years.
9. Canada abolished the death penalty in 1976.
10. Canada has not run a federal deficit since 1996-97.
(as cited by www.canadianalternative.com)
The Vancouver, British Columbia, immigration lawyer plans seminars in three U.S. cities Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles to tell Americans frustrated with President Bush's re-election that the grass is greener north of the border. And that's not just an allusion to Canada's lenient marijuana laws.
''We started last year getting a lot of calls from Americans dissatisfied with the way the country is going,'' Kischer says. ''Then after the election, it's been crazy up here. The Canadian immigration Web site had 115,000 hits the day after the election from the U.S. alone. We usually only get 20,000 hits.''
There was so much interest that a Vancouver-based Internet company, Communicopia, set up a new Web site this month www.canadianalternative.com to suggest Canada as a viable option for its American clients, including anyone concerned about constitutional bans on gay marriage passed in 11 states this month.
''We invite you to get to know Canada,'' the site says. ''Explore the richness and diversity of our regions. And find out why Canada is the perfect alternative for conscientious, forward-thinking Americans.''
Another Web site urges Canadians: ''Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbors from four more years of cowboy conservatism.''
Canada suddenly has utopian appeal for many left-leaning Americans. Its universal healthcare, gay rights, abortion rights, gun-control laws, drug laws, opposition to the Iraq war, ban on capital punishment and ethnic diversity mirror many values of the American left. Immigrants, including an estimated 1 million Americans, make up nearly 20 percent of Canada's population. The United Nations named Toronto the world's most multicultural city.
And, as Michael Moore pointed out in ''Bowling for Columbine'' required viewing for many lefties in Canada there's apparently no reason to lock your door.
On the other hand, it's cold. The baseball's not very good so long, Expos. And the taxes are higher, eh?
But, as one American who has his bags nearly packed likes to say, at least the taxes go toward good causes.
''I just like their way of life a lot better, and with everything the Bush administration has done for the American people to give him their seal of approval, it's basically the last straw,'' says Ralph Appoldt, a resident of Portland, in the barely blue state of Oregon.
''Canada's basic population is much more intelligent, polite and civilized. I like their way of government a lot better. Their tax dollars go to helping those who need it, instead of funneling money back up to the wealthy and feeding this huge military-industrial machine.''
Appoldt, 50, a sales manager, and his wife, a nurse, figure that selling their house and getting their immigration approved could take more than a year. But they're moving, they insist. They've already hired Kischer to help them.
Though he may see a good business opportunity following the election, Kischer has no illusions of a mass American exodus to Canada. Yanks have to follow the same procedures as everybody else including the $500 application fee, the $975 landing tax, and the wait of six months to two years. He only expects about 100 people at each of the how-to-move-to-Canada seminars, all scheduled in blue states Dec. 4 in Seattle, Dec. 5 in Los Angeles and Dec. 6 in San Francisco.
Nancy Bray, a spokesperson for Citizenship and Immigration Canada, said her agency's Web site received 261,000 hits from the United States in the two days following the election, but it'll be many months before officials can guess how many of them were serious.
''Our interest, our goal, is to attract the best possible immigrants,'' Bray says. ''If there's a lot of publicity about our country, that's to our benefit. But we're not interested in people's political leanings or political dissatisfaction.''
Jason Mogus, Communicopia's chief executive, said that while his company wanted to help interested Americans, moving to Canada should be plan B.
''We strongly encourage Americans to stay and build a culture in line with their values,'' Mogus said. ''In other words, stay and fight.''
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