Now that the interrogation method known as "waterboarding" has entered our vernacular once again, this time thanks to Barry Bonds' attorney, I have become curious as to just what exactly is waterboarding. My online dictionary doesn't show it as a word, but it must be, because so many journalists use it.
Therefore, in order to help me decide how to vote in the 2008 presidential election, I would like to volunteer to undergo waterboarding. No cameras, no hidden microphones, just me and "them." Should I survive, I will write a report and submit it to the Peninsula Clarion for their review and possible publication.
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