Fun with Elephants
By Brent Johnson, Clam Gulch
You can’t win arguments
with elephants,
because they’re a hotbed
of perfect knotheads!
Belly big and a very great weight
Alaska is an elephant state.
Was the tropics they were born in
but live here with global warmin’.
Build a wall with Mexico land
all along the Rio Grande.
“Good fences make good neighbors”
packing heat and shaking sabres!
Ears like curtains on either side
the Tea Party in the Great Divide.
Old conservatives held respect,
Trump is an anchor ‘round their neck.
Palin grey they Cruz along,
wonder why their nose is long?
Kid Carson, such simple trust
wheat pyramids in a Nile dust.
Barry Obama, born in Kenya hot
a Muslim by elephant thought.
But one of the best presidents
according to D evidence.
Eight years out and doing better
America keeps growing redder.
The elephant has a very strange tail
all about their campaign trail.
